Magicarp used splash! It's super effective!

ggoing:

do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop

6 years agojustbrosthings 1,073,787 notes
Government Secret #15

governmentsecret:

Nasa isn’t real, It’s just a group of people who really like the song twinkle twinkle little star

6 years agodude-is-jazz 86,719 notes
6 years agojustbrosthingsforever90s 615,788 notes
Reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUALS, OR IF YOU COULD NEVER QUITE GET THE HANG OF A UNICYCLE

itszombiebear:

So many injuries…. and the unicycle was hard too.

6 years agoitsabear 50,454 notes

slightlyoddbutcharming:

This is probably the best ukulele playing I’ve ever seen.

6 years agoactionables 521,650 notes
dadfur:
“how does Monica always have so many looks tbh
”

dadfur:

how does Monica always have so many looks tbh

6 years agomajortvjunkie 126,709 notes
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trained-chimpanzee:

this is pure shitposting now

6 years agowhacr-blog 230,979 notes
geeksofdoom:
“fencehopping:
“ Sugar glider.
”
i am vengeance i am the night
”

geeksofdoom:

fencehopping:

Sugar glider.

i am vengeance i am the night

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inabasket:

elasticitymudflap:

i can never face my family again

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

6 years agoa-man-with-both-hearts-broken 1,154,577 notes

ironychan:

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.

Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.

6 years agohowtobehellarad 356,597 notes
parents: what do you want to be when you're older?
5 year old me: a vet.
parents: what do you want to be when you're older?
11 year old me: forensic anthrapologist.
parents: what do you want to be when you're older?
me now: i want to be a mermaird who lives in the mediterranean and lures sailors to their deaths.
6 years agojayleighh 238,876 notes
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